Saint Bustier - Designer Busty Girl Fashion Site - Launches

I'M SORRY. I know I've been gone a long time so I figured I owed you an explanation, and here it is: Saint Bustier. 

For the past few months I've been part of the Saint Bustier team, working on bringing you the first ever designer fashion boutique to cater for women who wear regular clothes sizes (UK 8-18) but have large cup sizes (D-H). As the fantastique Mademoiselle Robot described it, Saint Bustier is "a real game changer... the Net A Porter of boobies".

SaintBustier.com has just launched and is proving hugely popular already - it seems there are a lot of us out there who find it hard to buy clothes that don't gape, strain or cause wholly indecent wardrobe malfunctions without having to go up a size or two to accommodate our ample chests. 

I'm a firm believer that fashion is for everyone and should be accessible so - given the majority of fashion is cut to a B cup regardless of clothing size - I'm delighted to be involved with Saint Bustier. We're bringing gorgeous, well fitting, D-H cup fashion and awesome outfits, other than your bog standard wrap dresses and v-neck t-shirts, from great brands (scandi-cool to American starlet and Brit chic) to the booby masses. 

Everything's pictured on 30E-32GG models too, along with detailed Fit Notes, so you can get a better idea of what to expect depending on your particular shape.

As most of you know, I'm a sucker for a sequin so here's a couple of my fav picks from the site, above is the Emma dress with embellished shoulders in Cream, £350, by Bastyan from Saint Bustier, worn with some exquisite Jasmine Citrine Smokey chandelier earrings, £120, from Sushilla.co.uk, by our fabulous 32GG model. 

Below, Deluxe Sequinned Blazer, £110 (which is pictured here on a 30FF model but fits to an H cup), and matching Deluxe Sequinned Pant, £89, both by Second Female from Saint Bustier.

Check the rest out for yourselves at www.saintbustier.com

Louise Gray Does Glittering Rave Garms for Topshop

I love Louise Gray. Her light hearted, colourful aesthetic is so fun and who doesn't love clothes that make you smile?  Her bold new six-piece clothing collaboration with Topshop, pictured above, is a riot of smiley sequinned rave culture pieces which you really have to see on to tell just how well they work, particularly the sequinned spotted cardigan/jacket. 

This happy little collation is bound to be a quick fire sell out as soon as it drops in stores and online at www.topshop.com this Thursday (23rd August) but if you miss out on the clothing and still want to grab yourself a piece of that unique Louise Gray style, she's also bringing out a beauty range for Topshop Makeup - more on that later.

Dear Karl...

Karl Lagerfeld, I love you, really I do, and I was crazy excited for your affordable diffusion line Karl to drop but what's with all the pictures of yourself on stuff??  Seriously?!  They don't sit right in the collection and look tacky (although not as cheap as the pleather fingerless gloves for Macy's - that range was a shocker...).  That said, the rest of it is hot hot H. O. T.  I want me a sequin biker jacket, a veggie-friendly faux leather pleated skirt and some of the gladiators for starters.

Check the new Karl line out for yourselves over at www.netaporter.com where it has an exclusive window from today.

DOLAN 'CONFETTI' DRESS - SPORTY SEQUINS

I gotta get me one of these!  Sporty AND sparkly - and comfy too!  This sequinned pull on Confetti dress by LA based brand Dolan is a wicked wardrobe staple and ties in well with the sports luxe trend that's so big for Spring / Summer.  Wear with wedge heeled trainers or fat tongued hi tops and a high pony. The dress drops at www.nylaboutique.com on Monday (23rd January) and will be £125.

FRENCH CONNECTION CREATES A FIERCE FROCK FOR ALL YOU BEDROOM BEYONCES

French Connection's new collection includes the perfect gold sequinned wrap front party dress which is practically made for hitching up over a pair of giant black pants/spanx, sticking a thick black belt on and recreating Beyonce's glittering Glastonbury appearance in the privacy of your own home.  (NB. it's a lot more golden and less cold looking than it appears in the rather disappointing FrenchConnection.com image above)

You know you want to.

Golden Samantha Sequin dress, £160 from French Connection and stockists now.